BUSTER HANDS OUT CORPORATE JUSTICE

Note to the Reader: it is very early, I am hungover, on my laptop in some strange person's room, and I don't know where the coffee is and they're still fucking asleep. Please don't judge me.

SO I JUST STARTED using my actual URL for Champagne & Apathy, and by god, after purchasing the domain name and following the steps detailed by a "customer service agent" (read: some doddering old fuck who doesn't know how to turn a computer on, let alone tell you how to get your website up and running) when my URL was redirecting to Google, the problem was not resolved.Fortunately, the man was not from India. I immediately get irate when I get connected to Indian people who seemed to have faked their TOEFL and ask me to "Please repeat, sir." But I would almost prefer that to the stuttering, vacant-minded, faux-authority-on-all-things-internet, "We've got you covered" Verizon scumsucking corporate douches I had the misfortune to be connected with. The first genius told me to type in the wrong info. Thank you very much, I said, happily waiting for the two to 48 hours I might have to wait to be over so my site would be on line. Naturally, my site started hitting Google instead of Champagne & Apathy's blogspot site. Then I send them an e-mail wondering what the fuck's up, and I include pictures of what's happened, etc.
Their customer service agent tells me that it's perfectly normal, and the problem will rectify itself. "Okay," I say, irked. Next day, I check the site, and voila!

FUCK ALL HAS CHANGED. CHAMPAGNEANDAPATHY.COM STILL = GOOGLE.

I send my last civil letter, explaining the problem in FULL DETAIL, and get a canned response that says - get this - "It's not a GoDaddy problem," that apparently their forwarding is "working perfectly."

Attached is my message of fury to these degenerates along with a response from poor Donald C. Be sure to click it so you can see it in its full glory. PACE.